Yass, Yass, Yass
Blind  Alake

C                      E7
Mama bought a rooster, took it for a hen
Am                                 A7
Thought it'd be layin' eggs, ‘bout eight, nine, or ten
D                         G
Made it a nest outta some old straw and grass
       C          F               G           C
But it didn't lay nothin' but its yass, yass, yass

C                      E7
Mama cooked a rooster, thought it for a duck
Am                            A7
Set it on the table with it's legs stickin' up
D                               G
Along came the children with a spoon and a glass
    C              F               G           C
And gobbled up the gravy from it's yass, yass, yass

C                      E7  
Sister's on the levee, doin' a dance
Am                     A7
Making eyes at all the boys that pass
D                             G
Mama said "Sister, you better come in here fast
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Get down off that levee, stop shakin' your yass, yass, yass"

C                                E7
Now young folks are doin' it and old folks doin' it
Am                                     A7
Young folks tellin' the old folks just how to do it
D                                G
"You shake your shoulder and you shake ‘em mighty fast
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And if you can't shake your shoulder shake your yass, yass, yass"

C                  E7 
Way up yonder on a mountain peak
Am                              A7
A bullfrog dipped his tail in a hot pan of grease
          D                                          G
He said, "Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, would you kindly let me pass
      C              F             G           C
I'm a-slippin' and a-slidin' on my yass, yass, yass"

C                       E7
Way out in Texas, in Abilene
Am                A7
A tomcat sat on a sewin' machine
D                                     G
Well that sewin' machine, you know it sewed so fast
         C           F               G           C
It sewed ninety-nine stitches in his yass, yass, yass

C                                   E7
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Am                               A7     
Not a creature was stirrin', not even a mouse
D                              G
Out by the chimney I thought I heard somethin' pass
       C           F               G           C
It was Santa Claus skiddin' on his yass, yass, yass